I am going stir crazy in my home as I practice social distancing so here are my COMPLETELY FAKE top ten theories of what caused the Corona Virus:
- All the introverts got together, had a meeting, and decided that they wanted extroverts to experience how uncomfortable we are in social situations.
- People who TRULY have OCD wanted the rest of us to get a taste of what it feels like to be scared of germs or to leave your home.
- The makers of Zoom, Whatsapp, and other meeting apps needed a sales boost and so created the virus to force us to stay home and use them.
- Somebody playing the game called LIFE accidentally hit reset and now we have to build back up to whatever level we were at.
- This is what happens if Neo took the other pill in The Matrix movie.
- The makers of Clorox, Purell, and Lysol needed a boost in sales so they manufactured this virus, then made the cure (at least for surfaces).
- A group of scientists made some new medications for anxiety and depression and needed a large sample for human trials.
- All the bosses of the world got together to PROVE you really don’t want to work from home every day.
- The teachers of the world were tired of all the abuse they take for the little pay they make and cooked this up so parents could see how it is in fact NOT easy to educate their children and get anything else done. All parents in turn demand that teachers be given a six figure salary.
- Mother Earth was tired of all the abuse she was taking and forced us all to go inside and take a time out.
If you have any interesting and fun theories, please share them below. NO POLITICAL CONSPIRACY THEORIES. I’m trying to keep this fun and light.